glutefundickular:

Sam The Bald Eagle: Mr Cooper… 
Alice Cooper: Yes? 
[Sam loses composure for a second, then continues] 
Sam The Bald Eagle: Let me come right to the point. You, sir, are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty, freako! 
Alice Cooper: Why, thank you! 
Sam The Bald Eagle: Freako’s one, civilization zero. 
[Alice licks finger, marks a score] 

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youre-my-happy-thought:

Because one time I heard Chasz singing All American Prophet wrong…and this happened…

(Source: thenotorioushug, via jonjonlewis)

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First look at the newest Muppet movie, over at EW online

lovetttodd:

BUSINESS.