ORANGE OSCAR THE GROUCH WITH A BABY FACED CAROLL SPINNEY!!!
Me: “Pledge the I AM BIG BIRD Kickstarter campaign!”
You: “But IABB tumblogger, I’m broke, I don’t have any money…” (said like Happy’s grandma in Happy Gilmore)
Me: “Well, loyal muppet fan. For only a dollar you can gain access to the private I AM BIG BIRD production blog. Every dollar gets us closer to making this movie.”
You: “Wow, what a bargain! I’m in. I’ll help you get this amazing story out to the world.”
Me: “We can’t do it without you loyal muppet fan. Spread the word to your other loyal muppet friends.”