Because party politics are enraging… let’s have prawn politics instead. I think it would work better.
(Not the best picture, but it’s all about the Pepe.)
(First time submitting… let’s hope no buggering up.)
Hot damn, I would vote for Pepe! I mean, I’m sure there’d be a lot of crazy laws about him being with “all the womenz”, but heck, I’d vote for him anyway.
Actually, y’know, Kermit may probably be the best Muppet to run for president. Look how he was able to keep the Muppet Theatre in tact, I bet he’d have no problem running a nation. And Fozzie would make a great
Biden vice president, and I can totally see Piggy following in the footsteps of Michelle Obama. Scooter could be head of Department of State, Sam would take on Department of Justice (duh), and Department of Defense could go to Gonzo (I almost said Crazy Harry, but then I realized that would be a terrible mistake).
In short? MUPPETS FOR PRESIDENT!!!